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Who's the most annoying person on TV?
The club chick and her friend on the Yaz commercials. I swear to God I want to slap all of them very hard upside their faces and tell them to shut up shut up and then to shut up. You are not a unique and special butterfly with a period that is so unusual it requires a prescription. And you are KILLING MY CLUB BUZZ! There's a reason your friends haven't seen you in a while, it's because they were sick of your CRAP and stopped calling! You didn't have to decrease your plan because more of your friends go Sprint, it was because no one wanted to hear about your wacky periods!
I present to you:
AHHHHHH!!!
Cute Well-Meaning Blonde: Hi guys! I know I haven't been here in a while, everyone pay attention to me while I tell you why!
Cute Well-Meaning Blonde: Periods suck and they're like totally hard! Men have it so easy, HA HA HA! So I said "Screw you period! I'm going on the pill! It's called Yaz! Yaz pwns your balls for serious!" And then I went out later and-
Annoying: DID SOMEONE SAY YAZ?!?
Annoying: BLAH BLAH BLAH YAZ YAZ YAZ MENSTU-AL! MENSTRU-AL!
Black Girl: (oh no she did not just cut blonde off, she must not know blonde is crazy...)
Cute Well-Meaning Crazy Blonde: (*stabbity* I WILL CUT YOU *stabbity*)
Fin.
