She heard a bump, some rustling, maybe some munching, a stray giggle. Nothing too strange, but definitely something odd and out of the ordinary.
"Daddy?" She said cautiously as she slowly opened the door and was instantly horrified by the site that lay in front of her.
"Oh my God, Daddy!" She said to her father whose legs were unceremoniously flung into the air. "Poppa, oh my God stop!" She howled in disbelief as her dad and her poppa tried to disentangle themselves from one another. Realizing their little girl was now a young woman and should have known better than to walk into their bedroom unannounced (especially since the threat of monsters and the boogie man lay years behind her) they gave up and looked at Sasha laughing. She shook her head in disgust,
"You two still have sex?!" Her poppa shrugged and smiled,
"Of course we do sweetheart, how do you think you got here?" Gerard laughed heartily at James' joke and the two men started kissing again as Sasha left the room totally skeeved out.
Sasha always thought she was unique because her parents were always heavy on the PDA and very much in love. But after this day; after all of these years she finally got what her friends were talking about after they accidentally saw their parents in a compromising situation.
Adults are gross, and unbelievably corny..