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Dear EVERYONE,
Ever, in the entire world. Yes you, and you, and Lord knows especially YOU! Please get the following statement into your heads and keep it there. Keep it right in front of your eyes as a constant reminder so I won't have to write a "Dear John" letter to the internets.
THE ONLY THING THAT BLACK PEOPLE (or People of Color, which is a term I made up evidently) ARE EVER GOING TO DO AS A WHOLE IS... (wait for it)... Here it comes.... ZOMGIZZLE UR GONNA BEE SOOOOZZZZEEE SUPRIZDED!!!!!...
BE BLACK!
Ta-Da! That's it! The only thing that we are required to do as a grouping in any way shape or form is BE BLACK! It's the only thing we're ever going to do as a consensus I kid you not.
You see EVERYONE, those annual "Black Folk Meetings" that y'all are so gung ho about? Oh you know, the ones where we elected Oprah as our Queen, Bill Cosby as our King, Rev Jesse Jackson as our Prince, and "Rev" Al Sharpton as the court jester? Yeah, didn't happen. It's a myth that was perpetrated by the additional myth that since we all have the same skin color, we also all have the same views on everything ever.
Now, now. I know where we misled you. This whole "Please stop discriminating against me based on my skin color!" thing? Kind of seems universal through the community, right? Like, the whole, "I would rather you not discount me because of my skin color. Especially if you're going to call me names or maybe arrest me or beat me or kill me because of it." thing really got y'all thinking, "Well, they seem to be really united under that front, they must have had a meeting about it sometime. Is that what the Million Man March was for? Honey, remember the Million Man march, did Jamall from next door go to that? Ask him if there was a meeting! There had to be a meeting."
Y'all? There wasn't. It's not kismet, or like, secret adapted twin language. It's just that -and I know this is going to freak you out, but still go with it- pretty much everyone in the world ever feels that way. I know, I know, but you see in addition to being "People of Color" (patent pending hoes!) we are also human. It's not just this years theme on Scrubs, it's an actual thing.
So as a whole, the only thing we as human beings who happen to be classified under a specific skin color have to do is... be that specific skin color until it doesn't matter in a negative way anymore. Seriously.
"So what does this mean for me?" you ask? Well, dearly beloved reader, what this means for you is that black people as a whole will never do any of the following:
1. Agree on the who/what/when/where/why/ and hows of THE N WORD
2. Vote Democrat/Republic or at all for that matter
3. Agree on a candidate
4. Figure out a replacement for reparations
5. Go to school
6. Be good citizens
7. Be violent and aggressive
8. Be passive and coddling
9. Forgive YOU
10. Trust YOU
11. Like YOU
12. Love YOU
13. Earn lots of money
14. Be poor
15. Use Affirmative Action
16. Believe in God
17. Care about racism
18. Care about other black people
19. Know other black people in your general area
20. Elect a "leader"
21. Like Jazz/Hip Hop/R&B exclusively
22. Love Denzel (I know, that's even hard for me to accept, but it's true)
Now I'm not completely unsympathetic. I realize that it seems like an oxymoron to have to adjust your behaviors for the betterment of an entire race of people who just can't seem to make our minds up about anything (silly us!), but really, the end of racism and discrimination isn't a give and take process.
I've been reading the reviews to my Dearest Whitefolk post by some people I had debate with and others who read but didn't comment until later. After wading through the general "SHE IS A CRAZY RACIST HERSELF SO THERE!" comments and the oddly interesting "I'm going to use this entire post to be snarky and overtly racist and then wonder why she wasn't more milquetoast and We Are the World about her rant against the very thing I'm doing right now and you know what, let's go get my ethnic husband involved because the best way to find out whether I'm racist or not is by asking the "POC" (c) that married me if I am" line of reasoning that was suspiciously common and in more than one review, I've noticed this new trend in racial processing reasoning.
...Sure, I'll agree to not be racist, but in return you have to do it my way. First, come to a freaking consensus on the word NIGGER. Yes, I said it. I am above the age of 21 and it's a silly word. If you can't figure it out why should I? Secondly, umm, we're giving you like, all free schooling? Take it and get a job. Also, I don't want any more of you people being mean to me. I'm working hard not to hate you as it is, cut me some effing slack. Once that's done, then I'll decide what I'll do to help fight racism, though by that time we'll all be equal right, so I won't have to do anything? Oh, I shouldn't have told you that part, right? That we're all just waiting for you to get over it? Yeah...
Yeah EVERYONE, not gonna happen. Least not while I still have ten fingers and enough skills to pump it out. Each and every single person needs to be dedicated to truly understanding racism. To understanding that seeming oxymorons are going to exist and sometimes the actions that we take to benefit others aren't going to be appreciated, recognized, or even wanted across the board and yet if you know you have the power to change things you should. People of Color, racial minorities, blackfolk, niggers, whatever, don't owe you any kind of explanation for why you shouldn't be racist holes. You don't get to have your racism excused because a black person was mean to you, especially when your racism affects several who were not.
And yes, this goes to white people especially. Those who still don't believe in white privilege or that anything they do has a reaction or better yet, thinks they are not being racist by not considering people of color because to consider them would be racist itself (oh the emails I've received...). It's not that hard to not be a racist jerk, seriously. And you're setting yourself up pretty well on the other side if you're actively trying not to be a racist jerk if you believe in that kind of thing. And if you don't, do you really want to be 85 in a rocking chair mumbling, "I'm NOT A RACIST!" under your breath? Then work to end it now so you won't have to. That's the end of it.
Love, Stix
ps. I know at least one of the people mentioned in this post is going to burst at the seams about what I wrote, but I stand by it and I'm not afraid to defend it so if you want to "debate" about it some more, bring it on. If not, that's cool too. Won't make you any less of a racial discriminator, but it might make you feel better about yourself, and really, that's what this is all about, right? Me making you feel good about yourself and nothing else. Nope. not a bigger picture to be seen!
Next up: My Mom says the word
"shit" a record number of times, but in the most literal sense of the
word, and the existence of God is simultaneously proven and disproved
during the process. Also, 7 (or 8? Was it 8?) wonderfully weird things
about me.
And yes, just 8! You whores.
1. Entourage
"Baby I want you to be my entourage!"
Lovely song with fun, upbeat beginnings and a smooth, yet funky middle that gets you ready to move. Fun vocals and lush harmonies make this song a bit more than middle of the pack. It's a great intro song and sets the tone for the entire album.
2. Ice Box
Dangit if I don't love this song and everything about it. It's kind of ghetto, kind of trifling, a little too much Usher's You Remind Me, and the video is an utter hot mess. I think though, that all of these wrongs make it right. The fast paced harmonies, the jilted reverb and the catchy bridge make this song unnaturally contagious. Timbaland truly out does himself and we see here that even at his worst he makes it happen. I fear this song is an aquired taste though, there seems to either be excited fans, or disgruntled haters on either side of the taste scale.
3. Electric
Kind of a '90s funk groove feel to this song that is welcome and encouraged. It's very smooth, very lush and totally fluid. It's a rollerskating song, one you can just glide to.
4. Made For TV
Silly song, yes we know you're a superstar Omarion, but this song isn't the one to showcase that talent. It's not really skippable, it has promise, but it's pure filler. Besides, the exact same sentiment is expressed better in a song later on the album.
5. Just Can't Let You Go
This song is 100% typical Omarion, from the drums to the WHOO's! to the poppy background. It's another filler song, but it's a niche song, it has the potential to mean a lot to someone depending on their situation. It has lasting effect once you get it in your subconscious, it's just getting it there that's the trick.
6. Obsession
"My heart-heart goes boom-boom tap!"
I adore this song, and again the trifling love factor. The premise is sound, but the execution would be laughable if it weren't so darn wonderful! The slight call and response of the versus "Where you came from?" was entirely inviting and made the song accessible, and the fun chorus made it memorable. Lovely inclusion and I would like to see it as a single but I think it's a little too much in the vein as some of his other releases.
7. Midnight
This hot mess! An admittedly catchy hot mess, but a hot mess none-the-less. It's basically Usher's Confessions, but during the fact. The song counts down the timeline of the night to the next morning telling the fantastic tale of Omarion's philandering ways. I'm not huge on counting songs, regardless of what it is being counted, but this one I can listen to when I'm dealing with a sudden loss of morals.
8. Just that Sexy
Very cute, I like songs that give black girls props though I don't think the shoutout to "light-skinned girls" was entirely necessary. It's filler.
9. Beg For It
Another Timbaland track and just as "grown" as Omarion thinks he is. I'm sure that he probably has 5+ years of sexual experience under his belt, but he's still 4 years younger than me and I refuse to think of myself as old. It's actually pretty catchy if it weren't for the jailbaiter lyrics. Omarion isn't really fine to me, but I would tear him UP.
Sorry, please don't call the cops on me.
10. Do It
Sounds a lot like "Too Close" such a filler song with the random female lead.
11. Been With A Star
This is basically the "Made for TV" song made relevant. He has a bit of humor in it and some old school stylings that are fluid and natural. It's an easy, laid back tune that gives you time to rest before the next song, very nice, and great filler.
12. What Are We Doing
Odd for being the last song on the album. It's cutish, at least he realizes what the consequences of sex are and how that can mess up a friendship, especially if you aren't ready for a long term commitment, but the placement was just off and the production was slightly shoddy.
Overall it's a very fun album and a pretty decent buy. I wouldn't shell out more than $15 for it, but I wouldn't feel bad spending a little bit on tax for it!
Yes, it's been that kind of day.
I'd heard of Dreamgirls of course, one of Broadway's greatest hits starring an all black cast, but the problem with it being Broadway is that when you're in Lincoln, Ne, there's really no way to become fully exposed to that kind of entertainment.
The Lied Center has brought in a great number of shows, but the only time we really saw black themed shows was during Martin Luther King's birthday and Black History month. Not that I'm complaining, I take what I can get, but I only really started paying attention to it because of CAMP. I know, sad, but also enlightening. I became so engrossed with this white girl's version of "And I am Telling You I'm Not Going" (which, why such a long song title?) that I made it my duty to rush out and find it.
Then I forgot and became slightly CAMP obsessed (as is my wont so shut up) and really completely forgot about it until I heard the movie was coming out. Then I heard Beyonce was starring and said, "Oh God no!" then I heard Fantasia might be in it and thought, "For Fantasia... I will." Then Fantasia got dumped and JHud boarded and I was still slightly skeptical.
I have a slight aversion to black musical period pieces which is why I avoided Ray like the plague, and still haven't seen Idlewild. There's something about the whole shuckin' & jivin' thing that goes on that has been ruined by racism, and it's not the people within the film that make me sad, but rather the ones in the audience clapping. The fact that forms of our entertainment has been held against us is sad and a bit diheartening. To take something as lighthearted as comedy and ruin it with the ugliness of hatred is something that's always bothered me.
It sucks that you can't see a man tap dancing and smiling without images of Stepin Fetchit
clouding the room. It's sad that the actor himself has become a
stereotype when all he was trying to do was make it in an imperfect
system. Shades of this struggle are one of the pillars this movie was
made upon.
The movie begins at a talent show in 1960's Detroit during the height of the Motown Sound.
R&B, Gospel, and the Blues were living congruently in a world that
was preparing to receive it with open arms. The hopes of black
entertainers to become stars in their own right was on the tips of the
tongues of those brave enough to embrace a vision. The ones percipient
enough to see that though the future may not include them, it will
their contributions. They became visionaries who always looked forward
and looked to make the world a better place.
Our visionary in this film was Mr. Curtis Taylor Jr. as portrayed by Jamie Foxx. Can we talk about Jamie Foxx for a minute? Now I've always been a fan of his. He got his start on In Living Color which was genius for it's vision and launched the career of many. Then he went on to achieve market fame with his own show (which aired for five years... I know, right?) and released several relatively successful comedy albums. And of course, who could forget Booty Call? Though Jamie would probably like to, I still maintain that it's one of the funnest movies that Comedy Central has ever aired.
Jamie is the story of a young talent who had all the right assets to become a star but could never fully break into mainstream (read: white) America. It wasn't until a chance was taken on him in 1999 to star in Any Given Sunday that he was able to show his talents to someone who "mattered" (more on that in a bit).
He went on to pick roles that gave him mainstream exposure (Ali, Collateral), but also kept him close to the urban market (Bait, Breakin' All the Rules). He was coasting along on the "Breakout Star" route until he auditioned and received an Oscar for his portrayal of Ray Charles, a man who couldn't see color, but ultimately knew the effects it had on those who could.
After "Ray" came the usual post-Oscar suckfests, "Stealth", "Miami Vice" (we won't count "Jarhead", but only because of Hoo-rah, I still say that), and of course the album (which, someday I'll get started on that, but I don't want to deviate too much today), but something seemed to change in Jamie. There's a new hardness to him that wasn't previously there, as though in his rush to become a serious actor, he forgot the roots that led to his promotion. I'm all for change and evolving into a better person, but I also know what happens when you forget your history.
Jamie then receives the role of Curtis Taylor Jr and for some reason (wink) it fits him like a glove. He's very "by any means necessary" and we see a man with a vision for changing the future, put in the midst of a people who are chained to the past. In the beginning the Dreamettes -- comprised of Deena Jones (Beyonce Knowles), Lorrell Robinson (Broadway Tony award winning star Anika Noni Rose), and Effie White (Jennifer Hudson) -- are looking just to win. In general. Yes, they have dreams of STARDOM, and yes they have future goals, but it's only as far as their eyes can see, only as far as their imaginations can take them. To them, winning this competition is the first step because it's the opportunity that is offered.
Curtis
rigs the show where though they were the most promising act, the
Dreamettes lose. Immediately Deena wants to quit, but Curtis knows that
them losing is really what's going to make them stars. Later he offers
them the chance to travel as backup for Mr. James (Jimmy) "Thunder"
Early (portrayed deliciously by Eddie Murphy), a wild soul singer with
a heart too big and pants too small. It's an offer that gets Deena back
on the train, but derails Effie who insists on not doing backup.
Let's talk a little about Jennifer Hudson. She was on the 3rd season of American Idol and always a favorite of yours truly. It was the season of the divas that brought up the haughty neo-soul hopeful (LeToya London), the sassy down home country gal (Fantasia), and the church blowing DIVA (Ms. JHud). There was a lot of fun race stuff that went on during the season and Jen took her leave from American Idol the night all three women were in the bottom three.
How she managed to stay on anyone's radar is beyond me except through the perseverance of her fans, and the sheer magnitude of her talent. It's funny that she even got the audition since Frenchie has lost a little poundage and was currently burning up the stage in the Broadway revival. But she was handed an opportunity and fought for it, claiming to have auditioned more than six times for the role and being told no after each occasion. She rose from the ashes of obscurity and has secured her spot as America's newest ingenue.
Her character in the movie is a go getter but one who was born with an innate talent and the inability to showcase it as she'd like. She knows she has the talent, but what she doesn't know is that talent will only get you so far, and so will luck. In the end it's ambition and action that get you where you want to be.
From
the beginning of the first scene to the end we are introduced into a
world that surrounds our characters and bubbles them off from the rest
of life's troubles. We see singing, and dancing and hope for tomorrow.
These girls are happy with their potential success and happy for their
environment. When they join Curtis' start up management company, they
do so with stars in their eyes, but they're not the stars of Hollywood,
they are the stars of Detroit.
In Curtis' eyes lie the stars of the universe, the stars of a world outside the one he's resigned. He's looking not just towards tomorrow, but towards forever, until the end of time. It can almost be said that the Dreamettes are his break, his stepping stone into his dreams of trailblazing and domination.
I know it seems like such a small thing, but the opposite natures of the opening act is what sets the moods and themes for the entire movie. From Curtis' ambition, to Jimmy's performance ideas, to Effie's egocentrism, to Deena's short attention span and Norrel's just general being there, we see a group with their eyes on the prize and every possible route of getting there.
We'll fast forward a bit, Curtis ends up replacing Marty Madison (Danny Glover) as Jimmy's primary manager and deigns to take them beyond the Chitlin Curcuit and into the mainstream charts. He talks about the injustices of white people taking their songs and making money off of them going so far as to site Elvis Presley's appropriation of "Hound Dog" originally recorded by Big Mama Thorton. The shadow of these events were presented hilariously while when after riding high on the success of Cadillac Car, the song was redone in a smoother pop style by a white group.
Curtis was determined to a) break into mainstream, b)break more black stars into mainstream instead of just ghostwriters and voice dubbers, and c)pave the way so that future stars wouldn't have to go through the hoops he was going to have to leap through to get his girls on the map.
So we have three stories being told intermittently. The tale of a manager who is looking to revolutionize the industry, the tale of a singer who has achieved success in his own right, and will go as far as anyone will take him, and the tale of a young group comprised of two girls who are just along for the ride, and one who refuses to be anything less than driver.
Of
course in the midst of this dream search is the normal everyday drama.
Payola, gambling, business fronts, mob ties. Lorrell falls for Jimmy
who just happens to be still married, Effie falls in love with Curtis
who falls in love with her person, but falls in love with Deena's
potential. Though he breaks my heart when he sings When I First Saw You,
we know that the song was originally meant for Effie's heart, but for
Deena's confidence. He fell in love with not her look, but for what
that look represented. A gateway. Deena's complexion was fair and her
figure exotic. She was basically the Halle Berry of the group. Curtis
believed in her vision so much that he chose her to sing lead even
though she wasn't the best singer of the group.
This is the point where Effie pretty much loses it. She no longer wants her dreams deferred and even Deena agrees that this is Effie's time to shine. Eventually they come to a consensus ended by a "We Are Family" number. Later however, as the spotlight shines more and more on Deena and Effie is resigned to the sidelines, she begins to act out and is finally kicked out of the group despite her insistence of staying. More on that scene in a bit. Effie is replaced with a new girl named Michelle (HA!) and later we see the group singing "We Are Family" in very much the same manner as before less the sincerity.
Can we take a quick break to talk about Beyonce? Or even more to the point, Beyonce: The Actress. Y'all know that while I'll buy her albums, I can't stand Beyonce Knowles. And I wonder about her process during this role, did she sit on set and chant to herself, "Don't be you, don't be you!"? I have to give her props for playing the exact opposite of herself, still having sass, and making it believable. Beyonce commented that she considered this her first role as an actress and I have to agree. She was sweet, laid back and able to go with the flow, and the only DIVA moment was during "Listen". Now don't get me wrong, I adore the new addition and I think it fit well, but for the sweet woman who was fed up and really not that much of a star, to come as forcefully as she did was a bit too much Beyonce.
It's much like watching Nacho Libre
and being able to distinguish when it was Nacho, and when it was Jack
Black, you could see her going in and out and trying not to go too far
and failing.
Everyone had an evolution of this film that still fit within the themes. Curtis went from young visionary to overbearing dictator. He was so engrossed in his dream that he began to believe that only he could make it happen. There is a scene where Jimmy records a Message song in the style of Marvin Gaye. Curtis blocks it saying that any controversy could knock them off track. At the height of the 12th Street Detroit Riots, Civil Rights unrest, and the Vietnam War, Curtis' gave no mind to fixing what damaged, but making a new path.
Unfortunately, you can't acknowledge your time line without acknowledging the people being affected by it. Michelle had a brother in Vietnam whose voice she wanted to represent through song, Jimmy needed inspiration, Deena needed independence, and all of these things are problems Curtis took for granted.
There's something to be said about the big picture. I was watching the Christmas Special of Doctor Who and there was a seen where many people were hurt. The woman he was with insisted that since he was a doctor, he could help attend medically to those wounded. He shook her off and told her to realize the bigger picture, that fixing these people now is not as important as preventing the deaths of many others. While this thought is admirable, it's only one part of the equation, and it's something that you cannot manage both sides of. The Doctor has chosen to be the trailblazer, protector of Earth, the human race, but it is YOU who must protect yourself.
It's Curtis vs. Effie. Effie realized right away that her dreams were not only not a priority to Curtis, but would never come to fruition under his guidance. She was still a bit too dependent on someone doing something for her, but overall her leaving and changing put her in a position where she could look out for who was most important to her.
Norrell started as a girl and became a woman who fell in love with a world that was unavailable to her. She would never attain individual success and I don't believe she ever wanted to. I believe she just wanted to sing, and to be in an atmosphere that was conducive to her happiness. She finally realizes that the simulacrum she invented was not reality and despite her being very much in love finally breaks it off with Jimmy.
Jimmy
pretty much never changes except to become dissallusioned and drug
reliant. He was really in the middle of his journey when we met him
which is interesting in and of itself to think about. That all the
motions our girls are going through were done already through Jimmy,
and yet he seems to have learned nothing, though really, who expected
him to?
Deenah is a girl who's not very bright, but knows when
something is not right. Though she's just along for the ride, she sees
the flaws in the man she loves. It's very interesting to see her assert
herself. She takes a meeting with a producer and director (played by
John Lithgow and... some other guy) for a part in a movie that features
fellatio on a truck driver. It's a ridiculous plan, even moreso than
the disco-inspired Cleopatra that Curtis wants her to head, but the
sincerity and passion and desperation in her eyes permeates the screen.
It was one time that I forgot it was Beyonce which says a lot for the
role. I hate reading the outside things she's said and the different
sizes of feet she stuck in her mouth while doing press for the film.
This was a role completely designed for her and she was wonderful in
it. Why mess that up by being stupid? And that's the difference between
Beyonce and someone who has some sense.
The movie gets a bit hackneyed after the Listen number and everything kind of rushes to the big climax. It's lovely, but I can see where some may have been disappointed though I must say I was enthralled. The costumes were bright and lush, the musical numbers festive and inspired, and the storyline was palpable.
Through it all it's unclear as to who the winner is, and that may be the plan. That while Effie was successful she was still pretty stunted, who knows what's in store for her and Lil Magic (though I like to call her Bobbi Christina)? She didn't really grows so much as get what she wanted so it's unclear as to whether her ending will be completely happy. Norrell has lost a lot and will now be forced to venture the world on her own as a new woman. She's still relatively young so there is promise for her. Deenah has the possibility of a decent solo career provided she doesn't take that truckstop movie, and Curtis is about to face 8 years of back child support and trying to market a Cassie doppleganger so really there's no telling what that fool will do.
I like the ending of promises unknown. I like being unsure as they are about their futures and being able to appreciate the section of the story they chose to show us. Really the movie wasn't about them as much as it was about the lives of black artists during that time. Trying to come out and sing and become stars in their own right. Trying to remain legitimate while being innovative, trying to make the world love them at a time when they were most hated. Black artists made so many sacrifices both financially and culturally just to break into a club that didn't want them for anything but entertainment. There was a joke while the Dreamette's performed at a Miami club where the MC introduced them as their first Negro act,
"After they get done singing they can mop up!" and the crowd laughed and that was considered acceptable. It's sad that so many of them got chastised and persecuted for wanting to better themselves. It's why I hate the movie Bamboozled, because yes shuckin' and jivin' and supposedly turning your back on your culture is wrong, but it's also a mechanism that we've had to use just to make it. I can't knock the hustle when that's the only option available.
I could go on forever about the responsibilities of black entertainers, and one day I will, but I'd like to go to some fun now!
This was the second applause worthy performance of the night the first being Jimmy Early's first performance which we had WAY too much fun with. It was funny, we went in to a crowded theater and sat between a middle-aged white couple and an elderly white lady. Ronnie and I were worried that we would bother these patrons, but they ended up making just as much noise as we did!
So the apex to this scene begins once the Dreams and C.C. leave the stage and Effie is left standing there with Curtis. She starts out soft and sweet yet desperate, pleading her case and bearing her soul to the man that became her everything. As the movie progresses the words portray a strength that is belied by Effie's performance. She yells, "I'm not going out!" as her body crumbles in on itself and she reaches into the distance towards a goal that will forever be out of reach. Even the music was riveting as the strings and piano told the truth of the tune behind the lyrics.
We were truly stilled by her performance. There's a series of notes at the end that were akin to sobs, just wailing discomforts of pain and fading hope pouring out of her and into an unaccepting atmosphere. Ronnie grabbed my hand and I couldn't look at her but I knew that she knew, and the couple beside us knew and the students in front of us and everyone in the audience was on the same page and we understood the unspeakable angst not in the words but in the heart and soul of the song.
She hit her big note and we exhaled and clapped and wiped away tears and touched one another and shook our heads and laughed a little and nodded and realized that this was to be an experience. Not only one between the screen and ourselves, but with each other. As the Dreams were a family in the movie, we too were a family in the audience. It sounds hokey, but American audience participation is really sometimes the best reason to go out to the movies. The need to share something on a universal level is what fuels our desires to interact, and this movie exploited those desires in a way that was ultimately pleasing.
This song was more of an exhale, that finally Effie was coming into her own and accepting that life would not be handed to her. She still had a long ways to go, but the initial steps were lovely. The elderly woman beside us was humming along gaily and the young woman two rows in front of us shot up a hand and waved it in time to the beat. We listened as she sand loved every minute.
Beyonce can sang. I don't care, I know I give her a lot of crap and Lord knows that heiffa deserves it, but Beyonce can sing her way out of a safe if she had to. The girl's got talent and the best of it was showed in this number. The set up was simple, all she had was one mic (heh) and it was all she needed. The instrumentation was minimal but her voice was all that was needed to carry the message of pleading. The begging in the song did not give way to whining in her tone, she stayed strong and measured, but still submissive and vulnerable. It was an excellent performance despite the slight lapses in character.
There's SO
much more I want to say. So many things I haven't even touched though
I can't wait to hear your thoughts and reactions. It's an excellent
movie, and I'll see it again and again and buy the DVD and I recommend
it to everyone because if anything it's a love story wrapped in a
history lesson and everyone can enjoy that. From men taking their wives
out for a date movie (HINT HINT Mr.
katiedidtoo!),
or a group of girls looking for a good time, or really anyone who just
wants to see a good fun movie. It's not completely serious and the
costumes and some of the content make for a good snarky time.
Ultimately, it's a dream!
moved over from twoptasia thread.
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Hood Boy: From the jazz infused beginnings to the dirty dirty of the bridge this song is just made for booty pumpin and change making'! And no shame to her game either, it's just a fun, funky song that you can't help but get a little crunk to.
When I See U: So sweet and lush. Very smooth and remniscent of Summer Lovin/Set the Mood by Justin Timberlake. Not the same song (it actually sounds like Losin' My Way, heh), but that same feel. Very laid back, cool, and emotional. And of course Fantasia brings the soul naturally, it doesn't need a lot of overproduction.
I Nominate You: Let's see you be Denzel... it's your Training Day, come and get meeeee. Nuff said, I love it just because of that. Ha! It sounds like an Omarion song, and that can be good or bad...
Also, the whole talkinging thing (talky/singing) about the "You don't go to fast.." thing. Yeah, we don't need that, just do a run baby.
Baby Makin' Hips: I love the little echo in the chorus and the horns get me every time. DoublePump was right about the side of funk and I like the house music inspirations. Very great song and makes me want to shake my own Baby Makin' hips! I don't know if it has the staying power that it's predicted to have, but I would be more than happy to be proven wrong. Oooweee Cutie!
Not the Way That I Do: This song is like every Beyonce song to me which means I hate it more than rabies now but I'll be bumping to it in about six months. Sigh, darn you Bouncy!
Only One U: I like the song, the counting is a little too Brian McKnightish for me, but it's a very cute theme to count down to only one you. I'll let it slide. The little shout out to Meth and Mary's All I Need was cute (though Nas and Lauryn held their own too, heh)
Side Note: Why
are these songs so short? I'm glad there are a ton of songs on here,
but they seem so truncated. Maybe I'm just feening for more Tasiababy?
I Feel Beautiful: I hate these kinds of songs. I know they're inspirational but they're also very boring. Homegirl can sing, but I already know I'll be skipping this one. It's not a bad song, just not my style. Especially since I'll be hearing it at every Miss Black [insert random state, school, community center here] pageant, every Miss Black & Gold pageant, and Black History banquet next year. It will be good times, but I don't wear it out just yet.
I'm not that Type: I was skeptical, but I love that beat and dangit when you look too good for you necklace you gotta tell someone, right? This is club song, nothing more nothing less. This is the "Fantasia's gonna be on Soul Train!" kind of easy singing club hit. I like, but where's the rapper? She needs a rapper! You wit a new chick eeeeeery night! Heeeey!
Uneligible: There seems to be a nice little revival of old music themes, especially in CD's like John Legend's Once Again. I like when they can completely remix that 50's sound but still keep a modern feel. The retro elements in this song are a lot more subtle, but they are there and I love the end result.
Two Weeks Notice: Oh metaphor songs. Sigh, just like inspirational songs for me. I like when she said, I ain't got commissions and the backups said, Not even a little bit!, but it's not enough. Heh.
Surround it: I love it, and I love the horns in the back, gives it that fun Lupe Fiasco feel. Now that would be a HOT collabo! Fun song, you can't help but move to it and I'm lovin' all the brotha love in this album.
Bore Me (Yawn):
This song is HOTNESS. It's still that Beyonce feel (Baby let me know if
you wanna roll...), but the one that's awesome and not wildly annoying.
Who is this song featuring? Cause they are jammin'! Though I would love
to hear her and John Legend hook up, and this song would be dope with
him in that part.
Sunshine: Started out skrong! Like, down souf Lil Wayne/Old School Juvie/TI strings and bass, just hot! But then it got a little mellow. Then we have the Missy inspired/Hot Boys thing in the middle which got me The sun may get broke..I know, I know. This isn't a song that should have to redeem itself and I would have liked to hear her really wail at the end, but overall it's solid.
Bump What Your Friends Say: I don't like her cussin' in the songs, but that's because I'm prude about who I like cussing, heh. It's a ghetto ballad, and almost like the inspiro/metaphoro songs for me, but I love ghetto ballads for all the wrong reasons. And she's sangin'!
Though I hate that that was the final song. What a terrible song to go out on, but not so bad since I can put it on repeat and listen to Hood Boy again!

Shorty, cool as a fan
On the new once again
but Still has fans from Peru to Japan
Listen baby, I don't wanna ruin your plan
But if you got a man, try to lose him if you can
Cause your girls real wild throw your hands up high
Wanna come kick it wit a stand up guy
You don't really wanna let the chance go by
Because you ain't been seen wit a man so fly
Friend so fly I can go fly
Private, cause I handle mine
t.i. - Call me candle guy, simply because I am on fire
I hate to have to cancel my vacation so you can't deny
I'm patient, but I ain't gonna try
You don't come, I ain't gonna die
Hold up, what you mean, you can't go why
Me and you boyfriend we ain't no tie
You say you wanna kick it with an ace so high
Baby, you decide that I ain't your guy
Ain't gon lie ,Me in your space
But forget your face, I swear I will
Same mark, same bullet anywhere I chill
Just bring wit me a pair, I will
I love this song, but what's up with the video? It seems so disjointed, has it been released yet? I hope that's not the final edit, but we'll see. Anyhow, one thing I love about FS/LS is the interludes are basically mini-songs within themselves. The My Love interlude starts after Sexy Ladies before kicking off into the actual song.
I adore both, it's very yin/yang and a mixture of black and white which works (and actually works for the whole album, one day, when you've refriended me, I'll talk more about that).
Anyhow, my favorite part of the rap is when T.I. says,
a. Private, cause I handle mine
t.i. - Call me candle guy, simply because I am on fire
b. I hate to have to cancel my vacation so you can't deny
I'm patient, but I ain't gonna try
You don't come, I ain't gonna die
Hold up, what you mean, you can't go why
I love the flow of part a) and how nicely it ripples off TI's tongue. It's just a very nice rhythm that carries into the next part.
Part b) is awesome because basically he's spittin' all this game like,
"Whatever, I mean, eh yo, this is what I can give you, right? But eh, you don't want this, I ain't gonna care, there are plenty other fish in the sea that want this.
WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THIS?!"
Hee! Too cute, and I think every woman in the world has had some sweetie pie try to act all big and rough and end up like this. Just too cute.
And yes people, I added a "Mr. JT" tag, please leave your taunting in the comments.
Celebrity Duets is currently what is sometimes referred to as: "My ISH". I Love it, it's so fun and since I only watch the ones I care about, it only takes 15 minutes to watch!
First off, my favorite:
Hal Spark & Wynona: "I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISSSSSS!" Ha! So funny,
and Hal got a little freaky with Mrs. Judd (who is just as country as
she wants to be as twice as bad. You gotta love her.) He did an awesome
job and I loved it, so surprised that Mikey can sing!
Alfonso
Ribeiro & Jeffry Osborne: Jeff blew Alfonso out of the water, but
he did a very nice job none the less. Very controlled, very... Carlton,
but Jeffry was SO GOOD! The crowd went a little crazy for him, very fun.
Jai
Rodriguez & Brian McKnight: I'm so not impressed with Jai. I'm
sorry, he hass all the gay a girl can love, but he has this level of
annoyingness that permeates everything he does. He's already recorded
an album you know? He's mostly broadway though and I think he does a
fantastic job there. I'm so mad he didn't hit the high note on One, but Brian McKnight KILLED it so it's all good.
Xena
& Kenny Loggins: Lucy is 100% Vegas singer, so cute and spunky and
overall nerdy. She's adorable. I don't think she's very good, but she's
a LOT of fun.
Little Richard: THE ARCHITECT OF ROCK &
ROLL! Shut your mouth! Hey! You here what I say, the man was born
yesterday, but that don't make him no old fool, or no wet silly nilly!
Whop ba ba loo bop a whop bam BOOM! HAY!
Marie: She's cute, kicky.
David Foster: Get a British accent or shut up.
Wayne Brady is doing a pretty nice job. He's still a bit awkward, but he's finding his niche.
What is your favorite children's movie?
I am a Disney Movie FREAK! I can never just pick one of anything so I'll take you through my list of faves. Come along, won't you?
The Little Mermaid: I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I just rewatched it and fell in love all over again. The songs, the story, the mysogony, the URSULA! All fantastic. So mid '90s in its mentality and completely engaging and lovely. The ULTRA SUPER DUPER OMG! edition comes out in Oct and I will be first in line to get it.
Aladdin: Words cannot describe how much I loved this film. So much so that I watched BOTH sequels (and what is up with Disney and stank butt sequels?!). The songs, the romance, the betrayal and OH THE COMEDY! This was before Robin Williams got annoying so it was really nice to see.
Hercules: Okay, Greek mythology + Gospel infused / '50s style music + Black ladies = LURVE! Oh this movie is like everything wonderfully cheesy and wrong wrapped up in a pita and served on a silver platter. It's so delightfully sappy for such a heavy and dark subject matter, and you have to love Disney for having the balls to get away with it.
The Lion King 1 1/2: Possibly the only Disney Sequel that I've loved (not including the computer animated ones). It has the whole "alternate reality" thing going for it where it shows you what really happened during the first Lion King. Surprisingly, I wasn't a huge fan of the first movie so that may be why I enjoyed this so much.
Cinderella: You have to love Cinderella, it's a rule somewhere. I slept on it for a long time, thinking that it was pretty mediocre. I lumped it in with the Snow White/Sleeping Beauty line of Damsel in Distress movies, but then I remembered how many songs I adored from it. So This is Love... is a particular favorite (it even inspired the title of my very first post) and I remember stressing to remember where I'd heard it before. It's just a fun heartwarming film full of cuteness and charm.
The Aristocats: "Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!". Unfortunately not as loved as 101 Dalmatians, I feel The Aristocats stands on its own as a proper companion. Filled with adorable kittens, a jazzy hep cat of a daddy, and a proper yet spunky mama (think Grace Kelly, not Joan Crawford), this movie was a sign of it's time. The music is upbeat and hip and the language so era-oriented that you almost feel that you're there. It's a really cute film and a great example at low grade Disney animation at its finest. It didn't need to be spectacular, but it still shined.
Robin Hood: You know, I can muster just about any Robin Hood movie ever made (Robin Hood: Men in Tights happens to be a personal favorite). I adore it and I can't tell you why other than that it's a great story. Swashbuckling, and robbing from the rich to give to the poor (I love bank robbery movies for the same reason), romance, and crazy British accents (except when Kevin Costner is involved evidently). There's nothing to hate about it and I simply won't. It's a film very near and dear to me.
And that's it! Thank you for coming along this trip down nostalgia lane!
